I’d rather not buy another new MacBook Pro any time soon, but if Apple actually listens and fixes things in an update, I’m getting one. My current 2016 Touch Bar MacBook Pro remains the Apple product I like least since the “puck” mouse.

This year’s office Christmas tree is topped with the analog portion of our (Fusionary’s) holiday greeting from 2005; the Swoop-to-Nuts game. (Too bad about the Flash requirement but it was, after all, 2005).

“Chew Guard Technology™️” my butt. Squeaky part extracted in 6 minutes. The rest mostly destroyed in less than 20.

Remember that time I bought a whole Bitcoin for around $400?

Then do you remember when I sold it for $650?

I signed up for LoseIt Premium (again). Each time I do this I learn how bad my math is and how I cannot judge the weight of things simply by eating them.

I’m trying to be more positive generally but I sure get annoyed quickly with Adobe these days. Notifications like this drive me nuts.

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