This year’s office Christmas tree is topped with the analog portion of our (Fusionary’s) holiday greeting from 2005; the Swoop-to-Nuts game. (Too bad about the Flash requirement but it was, after all, 2005).

“Chew Guard Technology™️” my butt. Squeaky part extracted in 6 minutes. The rest mostly destroyed in less than 20.

Remember that time I bought a whole Bitcoin for around $400?

Then do you remember when I sold it for $650?

I signed up for LoseIt Premium (again). Each time I do this I learn how bad my math is and how I cannot judge the weight of things simply by eating them.

I’m trying to be more positive generally but I sure get annoyed quickly with Adobe these days. Notifications like this drive me nuts.

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Spent a month away from Twitter. One day back and I’m already crabby and screaming at my screen. This is after unfollowing the most problematic people. Twitter is no longer healthy for me.

Founders CBS

I’ve been waiting years for the return of one of my very favorite beers. Founders CBS. Can’t wait to drink this!

I started to read “The Four” but on Page 4 this: “At its core, Apple fills two instinctual needs: to feel closer God and be more attractive to the opposite sex.” C’mon, that’s asinine even if you don’t like Apple.